Oh..okay. Is this a "surprise"? I have been told you cover your eyes to be surprised.
[ Obliging as ever, they don't react at all to having their vision blotted out like that. The seconds he makes his request Nenonen acquiesces, closing their eyes despite the urge to look around now that they anticipate the sought-after "surprise." ]
[Smiling, he guides Nen into the bakery. All sorts of treats line the glass casing, including different cakes...there's probably at least one peanut butter cake there! He lifts his hands away from Nen's eyes.]
[ The only thing they can do when faced with such majesty...is gasp. Awe is written across every inch of Nenonen's face as they survey the spread of so many different colours and shapes of pastry and they know they don't know half of them.
Their eyes may as well be filled with stars as they turn to Kagami. ]
--Desserts!
[ THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING'S CALLED UNLESS IT'S CAKE BUT THEY LOVE IT. ]
[Since pulling away, his eyes haven't left Nen. He doesn't care about their surroundings--they're nothing novel for him--but Nen's reaction? It's something precious that he'll cherish and keep to himself as a memory for as long as he lives.]
That's correct! You're quick to catch on.
[He finds that he doesn't have to force his laugh or smiles around Nenonen. They feel easier. He starts to point at the various desserts in the display, nodding at the baker attending the counter in greeting.]
These are called macarons. They have an interesting texture. Those are cupcakes, and those are fruit tarts...
[ Nenonen repeats each one to themself after he lists them, committing the dessert to memory. They can tell Shigeru and Kenta and Chipp about this later-- ]
There are so many... You know all their names too! That is impressive.
Yes, please. I want to learn as many desserts as possible. Do you know them all? Have you tried them?
[ Nenonen will as a million and one questions if given the chance, and with Kagami already so obliging--going so far as to praise them too--there's no way they can hold back. They're already looking at him like he holds the answers to LIFE. ]
I’m sure there are ones I’ve still yet to try, especially here. I know! Nenonen, we can try them together!
[He reaches to clasp their hand. Keep looking at him like he’s important! It makes his chest feel like it might burst from all these feelings. He’s paranoid that he might light up from Nen’s reaction alone.]
I can ask for a few samples, and then you can give me your opinion on them later.
[ This is going to result in so much throwing up later for Nenonen on account of their being lactose-intolerant, but like they decided upon their arrival: the new experience is worth it and they are going to try it all.
As he clasps their hand, they give him the same not-quite-smile and reach up to place a hand on his head. Pat, pat. ]
Samples are an excellent idea. I try samples at the grocery store!
He swings Nen's hand and smiles with the same awed look of adoration. His brain may not be working, but it doesn't need to. He made Nen almost smile!!! He has earned head pats.]
Oh? Do you have a favorite yet?
[The baker returns with a bag that has a cardboard box and some candles and Kagami only releases one hand to pay.]
I think we wanted to get some samples too-- pick out whatever you want, Nenonen.
[ Nen considers it a worthy sacrifice for new foods!! And they always make sure to replace what they lost ]
Hmm... I like the "sandwich meat" samples, and the tiny snack samples. Those ones have lots of flavour.
[ Which is not at all the case back home, with their diet being restricted to nutrient paste and vitamin jelly. So being given the chance to choose their own samples here makes Nenonen brighten right up. ]
Okay! I would like...a maca-rawn sample please! And a "beige-net."
[ ...Please no one tell Chipp Nen read the sign for Beignets that way, he will cry. ]
I like those too! They’re good if you’re in a hurry.
[Nen. Nenonen. Kagami stares at them like they’re the sun itself, utterly charmed by their mispronunciation. He smiles at them while the baker grabs the samples and places them in some paper bags. He’s never correcting them.]
Would you like to try them here, or have your birthday party somewhere else? It’s your day, Nenonen.
Hmm... If we have a party, I want more people to be there. [ But also...they want to try their beige nets now. ] Let's share them now.
[ They couldn't eat all of this by themself anyway, so!! Sharing is a must. They're getting better at eating more food on a consistent basis, but it's a slow journey for someone raised of nutrient paste and vitamin jelly. Making it past oatmeal and porridge was a milestone for them. ]
[There are a couple of tables and seating by the window, so Kagami nods and pulls out a chair for Nen, then one for himself. The baker offers them some plates.]
Ah, one second.
[He leaves and returns with two plates, setting them down.]
[Kagami listens with a smile, completely enamored. His mood can't even be soured when Nenonen mentions Kazunari because if it makes Nen happy he supposes it's worth it.]
Is it now? Have you had the opportunity to witness it?
[Please, tell him. The beige nets! Kagami claps his hands together.]
I saw it in a memory portal once. I promised not to talk about the details, but. It is a level of power I can only dream of...
[ It was The Literal Horniest ThingTM, and Nenonen thinks about it quite a lot before bed most nights. What they wouldn't give to be able to flip Chipp over until he cries.
Sigh. ]
Compared to humans, both my strength, stamina, and speed is below-average. But I am working on it.
[ They're also about to work on this beige net--! Hompf. ]
Yes, many things. Some I will need to build my strength up further for...
[ Because DANG, THOMA. d a n g. ]
I would like to bend a husband in half, eventually. Though I am lacking the proper equipment to fully replicate the act on my own, you can use a "strap-on" instead. I bought one after--oh!
[ BEIGE NET!! Nen's taken a bite in between words and perked right the heck up at the sweet, buttery, flaky pastry. Something about it tastes incredibly familiar, and they can't help but take another quick bite. ]
[Kagami purses his lips and slowly exhales at the mental imagery. This is supposed to be Nen's special day, and he's over here fantasizing about them doing whatever they want to him!
He looks at the pastry like it's a nuisance and slowly takes a bite, trying to sound as detached and academic as possible when he asks.]
[ I mean. Nen would consider that an acceptable birthday present, just saying-- ]
Really??
[ HELLO, consider Nenonen's interest piqued beyond all reason. They blink with the beignet already in their mouth, chewing it like the hamster they can sometimes be when very much liking something, and thus not wanting to eat it too fast. ]
I would like to strap-on you very much. You make excellent sex faces.
[In that case, there’s nothing stopping him. It’s Nen’s birthday after all~]
Do I…?
[He hears his own voice, but he doesn’t process what he’s saying. He’s too busy staring at Nenonen eating their beigenet with an intensity that most people probably wouldn’t give bread. Nen is just too cute. But they’re also a powerful sex deity with incredible legs capable of crushing him and graceful and lovely—
He feels dizzy. All he can think is that he wants Nen to praise him again. Like they did before.]
I would like that. Mn…it’s worth exploring what sex faces I’d make in such a scenario, and what the variables are.
[He has no idea what he’s saying. This is his life now.]
[ Kagami is speaking Nen's language. Their boundless curiosity is find in most instances, but it can be applied to anything and everything--and right now, it's deadlocked on that wonderful tempting, exciting proposition of is.
That would be excellent research. Lots of trial and testing involved.
It's not an appropriate discussion for a bakery but Nenonen Does Not Care. They're looking at him with raw excitement, the dazed and (simpy) look on his face making their stomach do a happy flop. ]
Can we do that for my birthday?? I will take good care of you.
Yeah~ It’s important to replicate the situation as many times as necessary for the best data.
[G o d. Kagami has no regrets though. He wants Nenonen to wreck him. The way they look at him with such excitement is the icing on the cake.]
I know you will. [Nen always does. Kagami shoves the bread into his mouth as he starts sweating.] Would that be an okay birthday present? I want you to be happy on your birthday.
[And every day. He isn’t sure if he has the stamina for it every day, but that wouldn’t stop him.]
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They arrive at the bakery, but before entering, Kagami releases Nen’s hands to step behind them and cover their eyes.]
Keep your eyes closed?
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[ Obliging as ever, they don't react at all to having their vision blotted out like that. The seconds he makes his request Nenonen acquiesces, closing their eyes despite the urge to look around now that they anticipate the sought-after "surprise." ]
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[Smiling, he guides Nen into the bakery. All sorts of treats line the glass casing, including different cakes...there's probably at least one peanut butter cake there! He lifts his hands away from Nen's eyes.]
Okay. You can open them anytime~
i now wish i was at a bakery
Their eyes may as well be filled with stars as they turn to Kagami. ]
--Desserts!
[ THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING'S CALLED UNLESS IT'S CAKE BUT THEY LOVE IT. ]
me too
That's correct! You're quick to catch on.
[He finds that he doesn't have to force his laugh or smiles around Nenonen. They feel easier. He starts to point at the various desserts in the display, nodding at the baker attending the counter in greeting.]
These are called macarons. They have an interesting texture. Those are cupcakes, and those are fruit tarts...
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[ Nenonen repeats each one to themself after he lists them, committing the dessert to memory. They can tell Shigeru and Kenta and Chipp about this later-- ]
There are so many... You know all their names too! That is impressive.
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You learned them so quickly! I think that’s more impressive. [He whispers something to the baker, who leaves to go to the kitchen.]
Would you like to look around a bit?
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[ Nenonen will as a million and one questions if given the chance, and with Kagami already so obliging--going so far as to praise them too--there's no way they can hold back. They're already looking at him like he holds the answers to LIFE. ]
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[He reaches to clasp their hand. Keep looking at him like he’s important! It makes his chest feel like it might burst from all these feelings. He’s paranoid that he might light up from Nen’s reaction alone.]
I can ask for a few samples, and then you can give me your opinion on them later.
cw: emeto mention
As he clasps their hand, they give him the same not-quite-smile and reach up to place a hand on his head. Pat, pat. ]
Samples are an excellent idea. I try samples at the grocery store!
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Nen no don't make yourself sick Kagami will cry.He swings Nen's hand and smiles with the same awed look of adoration. His brain may not be working, but it doesn't need to. He made Nen almost smile!!! He has earned head pats.]
Oh? Do you have a favorite yet?
[The baker returns with a bag that has a cardboard box and some candles and Kagami only releases one hand to pay.]
I think we wanted to get some samples too-- pick out whatever you want, Nenonen.
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Nen considers it a worthy sacrifice for new foods!! And they always make sure to replace what they lost]Hmm... I like the "sandwich meat" samples, and the tiny snack samples. Those ones have lots of flavour.
[ Which is not at all the case back home, with their diet being restricted to nutrient paste and vitamin jelly. So being given the chance to choose their own samples here makes Nenonen brighten right up. ]
Okay! I would like...a maca-rawn sample please! And a "beige-net."
[ ...Please no one tell Chipp Nen read the sign for Beignets that way, he will cry. ]
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Nenonen no… Kagami weeps.]I like those too! They’re good if you’re in a hurry.
[Nen. Nenonen. Kagami stares at them like they’re the sun itself, utterly charmed by their mispronunciation. He smiles at them while the baker grabs the samples and places them in some paper bags. He’s never correcting them.]
Would you like to try them here, or have your birthday party somewhere else? It’s your day, Nenonen.
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[ They couldn't eat all of this by themself anyway, so!! Sharing is a must. They're getting better at eating more food on a consistent basis, but it's a slow journey for someone raised of nutrient paste and vitamin jelly. Making it past oatmeal and porridge was a milestone for them. ]
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[There are a couple of tables and seating by the window, so Kagami nods and pulls out a chair for Nen, then one for himself. The baker offers them some plates.]
Ah, one second.
[He leaves and returns with two plates, setting them down.]
Let's share them!
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[ Nen is just a bit more forgiving of it after having made him cry in the un-sexy way. He gets a free pass. ]
Oh! And Childe and Yoimiya and Ayato and his husband! His stamina is incredible.
[ So, you know. Just everyone Nenonen knows, ever. Normal birthday things.
With the plates down they can put the beignets on each, sliding his plate over first; it's just good manners. ]
Here you go.
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Is it now? Have you had the opportunity to witness it?
[Please, tell him. The beige nets! Kagami claps his hands together.]
Thank you~
i can't believe he's STILL SO PETTY over kazu 8')
[ It was The Literal Horniest ThingTM, and Nenonen thinks about it quite a lot before bed most nights. What they wouldn't give to be able to flip Chipp over until he cries.
Sigh. ]
Compared to humans, both my strength, stamina, and speed is below-average. But I am working on it.
[ They're also about to work on this beige net--! Hompf. ]
T_T he can hold a nonexistent grudge
You’re much more powerful than you think. I can attest to that. But mn…did anything stand out that you want to try?
[He pauses to gauge their reaction and opinion on the beige net.]
I love that for him
[ Because DANG, THOMA. d a n g. ]
I would like to bend a husband in half, eventually. Though I am lacking the proper equipment to fully replicate the act on my own, you can use a "strap-on" instead. I bought one after--oh!
[ BEIGE NET!! Nen's taken a bite in between words and perked right the heck up at the sweet, buttery, flaky pastry. Something about it tastes incredibly familiar, and they can't help but take another quick bite. ]
It's delicious. Kagami, try it!
<3
[Kagami purses his lips and slowly exhales at the mental imagery. This is supposed to be Nen's special day, and he's over here fantasizing about them doing whatever they want to him!
He looks at the pastry like it's a nuisance and slowly takes a bite, trying to sound as detached and academic as possible when he asks.]
Would you like to practice on someone...?
DYING kagami 2 perfect
Really??
[ HELLO, consider Nenonen's interest piqued beyond all reason. They blink with the beignet already in their mouth, chewing it like the hamster they can sometimes be when very much liking something, and thus not wanting to eat it too fast. ]
I would like to strap-on you very much. You make excellent sex faces.
Kagami is dying but in the best possible way
Do I…?
[He hears his own voice, but he doesn’t process what he’s saying. He’s too busy staring at Nenonen eating their beigenet with an intensity that most people probably wouldn’t give bread. Nen is just too cute. But they’re also a powerful sex deity with incredible legs capable of crushing him and graceful and lovely—
He feels dizzy. All he can think is that he wants Nen to praise him again. Like they did before.]
I would like that. Mn…it’s worth exploring what sex faces I’d make in such a scenario, and what the variables are.
[He has no idea what he’s saying. This is his life now.]
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[ Kagami is speaking Nen's language. Their boundless curiosity is find in most instances, but it can be applied to anything and everything--and right now, it's deadlocked on that wonderful tempting, exciting proposition of is.
That would be excellent research. Lots of trial and testing involved.
It's not an appropriate discussion for a bakery but Nenonen Does Not Care. They're looking at him with raw excitement, the dazed and (simpy) look on his face making their stomach do a happy flop. ]
Can we do that for my birthday?? I will take good care of you.
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[G o d. Kagami has no regrets though. He wants Nenonen to wreck him. The way they look at him with such excitement is the icing on the cake.]
I know you will. [Nen always does. Kagami shoves the bread into his mouth as he starts sweating.] Would that be an okay birthday present? I want you to be happy on your birthday.
[And every day. He isn’t sure if he has the stamina for it every day, but that wouldn’t stop him.]
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it's all good!!
<sup>tag 2strong
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i'm crying laughing
READ HIS BONER kagami pls dflgdf
big brain ideas
Nenonen...the Dick Whisperer
LMAO
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