Please know that while I have sent this en masse to a fair-sized handful of people, those of you who have received this haven't been chosen at random; I have chosen you, specifically, to invite. It's purposeful, I promise you. This will be my first birthday celebration. It would mean quite a lot to me if you were to attend.
[Unfortunately, when it comes to his invitations, Louis only had the supplies to make so many physical ones... and he only has so much energy in that mental battery of his, he can only do the "nice, personalized message" thing so many times before he's drained. He means it, though, when he says he's purposefully chosen them. Worn out though he may be, he still knows who he'd want to see at his first ever birthday party.
Yes, that includes Nenonen. They've made an impact, apparently.]
[Frowning at his phone... but before he responds, he sends them a GPS ping to Lycaon's apartment! Gotta make sure they know where to go.]
Please remember to call me Louis at the party. I don't mind if you wish to use my real name in private, but many of those whom I invited do not know my real name. It's dangerous for a Reaper to give that out, you know.
That said, cake will be provided, don't worry. Lycaon is a wonderful and very skilled baker, and apparently intends to surprise me with it? I do not know what the cake will be like, just that it will suit the theme. And presents aren't necessary. You being there is enough.
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But if you feel you must bring a gift, something for my Pokemon would be appreciated. I've recently come into possession of two more, so I'm lacking a bit of supplies. And one is an infant, no less...
A baby, yes, but not the sort of baby you expect. It does not need the sort of items human infants need. Toys would be appreciated, it keeps attempting to eat my own stuffed animals.
[His poor little goat plushes... constantly gnawed on by a giant salamander baby.]
I won't be wearing a skirt. My outfit has shorts, unfortunately. And this is the party that is all ages, so no sexual activities will be had. Remember, it's inappropriate to do such things when there are children around.
My apologies. Had I known you would be interested, I would have invited you to the party that was sexually themed, but there's always Sinsmas to make up for it.
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Please know that while I have sent this en masse to a fair-sized handful of people, those of you who have received this haven't been chosen at random; I have chosen you, specifically, to invite. It's purposeful, I promise you.
This will be my first birthday celebration. It would mean quite a lot to me if you were to attend.
[Unfortunately, when it comes to his invitations, Louis only had the supplies to make so many physical ones... and he only has so much energy in that mental battery of his, he can only do the "nice, personalized message" thing so many times before he's drained.
He means it, though, when he says he's purposefully chosen them. Worn out though he may be, he still knows who he'd want to see at his first ever birthday party.
Yes, that includes Nenonen. They've made an impact, apparently.]
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What present do you want? Do you need cake?
I do not know where this party is located.
phone tag as i will myself outta bed
Gotta make sure they know where to go.]
Please remember to call me Louis at the party.
I don't mind if you wish to use my real name in private, but many of those whom I invited do not know my real name.
It's dangerous for a Reaper to give that out, you know.
That said, cake will be provided, don't worry. Lycaon is a wonderful and very skilled baker, and apparently intends to surprise me with it? I do not know what the cake will be like, just that it will suit the theme.
And presents aren't necessary. You being there is enough.
[...]
But if you feel you must bring a gift, something for my Pokemon would be appreciated.
I've recently come into possession of two more, so I'm lacking a bit of supplies. And one is an infant, no less...
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[ Nen's 100% bringing him diapers and baby food, sorry Louis ]
I will remember to call you Louis too. I remember reaper names are special.
May I look up your skirt at the party?
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Toys would be appreciated, it keeps attempting to eat my own stuffed animals.
[His poor little goat plushes... constantly gnawed on by a giant salamander baby.]
I won't be wearing a skirt. My outfit has shorts, unfortunately. And this is the party that is all ages, so no sexual activities will be had.
Remember, it's inappropriate to do such things when there are children around.
My apologies. Had I known you would be interested, I would have invited you to the party that was sexually themed, but there's always Sinsmas to make up for it.
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I am disappointed you shall not be wearing a skirt but I will obey the rules of your party. When was the sex party? Did I miss it?