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[nugrass]

[- The comment's obviously gonna get a round of laughter out of Chipp, the kind that ends abruptly with him coughing into his elbow, but he ends up shaking his head "no".]

That ain't what I mean - I just figure, y'know... he kind of a mousy-type, ain't he?
This really the best way we could thank him? You'd think he'd be happier with breakfast in bed an' a day to read by himself or somethin'...

[This isn't him backing out now, of course. Which is plain enough with the stupid smile on his screen.
He just feels it's worth pointing out. Because... Shigeru? Down for a threesome?
With him? He feels like that's more like a death wish for the poor guy.]

[essenceborn]

Hmmm... What if we feed him after? He will want to get clean and have a shower.

[ Nen, skipping over the fact that Shigeru may not want to be banged entirely because they have witnessed his Thirst firsthand and know it to be strong. Nen and Shigeru have both leaned over to watch Chipp leave a room before. ]

He likes it when I push his knees up over his chest. You should do that too.

[ Don't worry about Shigeru's bottom, Chipp. Nen brought the Big Bottle of lube and Shigeru can heal. This can only end well! ]

[nugrass]

Oh, does he?

[Stupid Smile has evolved into Shitty Grin, because of course he's gonna grin like an idiot over hearing that.
He now has zero worries for Shigeru's bottom, because Shigeru's... a bottom. Or something like that.]

Awright. How 'bout this, then -
Once we all done here 'n made sure he had a good time, we let'im up to go get clean, and as he does? You 'n I go and cook somethin' together for the house.

[essenceborn]

Yes!

[ Usually, Shigeru's the one to handle most of the cooking. That's an excellent idea--they can feed his thirst and his stomach. This is why Chipp is beau.

Nen preens at him. Time to put this plan Into Action. Shigeru should be home from work by now--Nen takes hold of the banister and leans forward over the stairs, calling out: ]

Shigeru...! Are you home yet? Keep your clothes off!

[ #seduction ]

[mysophobic]

[ NEN?! Shigeru is indeed home and he was indeed about to go wash up but you know what...he just can never tell when it comes to Nen. He will actually come into view with a look on his features that then turns into a flustered one because Chipp is...right there?! Oh my god! ] P-Please don't say things like that out loud!!!

[ Oddly enough Chipp will actually hear that in his head alongside Nen. It helps that he's been using telepathy more often now, the fact he can communicate with multiple people is still a little wonky, but Chipp will also hear that flustered voice in his head. ] I was just about to start making dinner...since Chipp is back I figured we could all eat together.

[ Is what Shigeru says as he finally makes his way fully to the stairs and just looks back up at the two of them, crossing his arms over his chest. He still looks red in the face as he looks away again. ] What are you two up to?

[ Suspicious!!! ]

ok so chipp > nen > shigeru after this?

[nugrass]

[Well hi, Shigeru!! Don't mind the horrid bark of laughter he lets out, hearing all that - for what it's worth, he's quick to cut himself off again with a coughing fit.
Again.
So attractive.]

Nenett, ya can't just spring this stuff on the poor fella! Pauvre bête, he just gonna keel over with a heart attack thanks to you, he is!

[... The stupid grin on his screen says he finds that hilarious despite his words, of course.
And then to Shigeru, himself -]

Just put a raincheck on dinner for now, 'kay? We got plans.

works for me!!

[essenceborn]

Powvre bête

[ Nenonen doesn't know what that means yet, but they're going to repeat it as they perk up upon seeing Shigeru is indeed, home. Tragically he's still clothed, but that's a problem that's easy to fix. They climb a few stairs just to be closer, looking keen in that way they do when there's something they are very excited about doing. ]

Yes, check for rain later! We have a present for you.

Sounds good! 😏

[mysophobic]

[ Shigeru lets out a huff as another wave of red hits him right in the face. A pout before he finally decides to climb the stairs to meet Nen and Chipp halfway. ] Well, whatever these plans are, do you want my help? Is it...something I can help with?

[ Have a curious expression as he looks at Nen. ] Wh-why a present?? I-I mean it's not like I did anything to deserve one??

[ Nen and their presents should be setting off red flags but he's also kind of curious. His eyes will tick to Chipp, flustering a little, before he looks away and focuses on Nen once again. This time only Nen will hear the words spoken in their head. ] It's not...something weird again, is it?

[nugrass]

Sure ya did! C'mon, Shigeru - give yourself some credit!
'Sides, if Nenett's gone 'n explained it all to me right... sounds like it's gonna be a blast anyway!

[Grin on his screen is Bigger. If Shigeru's trying to look to him for comfort or help, he's getting neither of those.
Just teeth. At least it's a smile?]

[essenceborn]

[ Yet again in vain, Shigeru tries for subtlety...knowing well by now that Nenonen utterly lacks it. He speaks into their mind and they reply aloud without a single filter: ]

Oh. I forgot to bring the rope.

[ What an oversight??? Now they'll have to use Shigeru's own restraints on him...

Perhaps that's for the best. He'll have them at the exact level of cleanliness he desires. Anyway: ]

You deserve credit. [ Nen gazes up at him with a look glowing with praise. ] Now let us reward you in your bed.

Don't worry: I have bathed Chipp.

[mysophobic]

[ That gets his breath to catch in his throat for a second. Oh. Oh. Shigeru is just totally red now because he knows this was definitely Nen's idea!!! ] W-Wait! Hold on. Wh-what do you mean...my b-bed?

[ Shigeru is not entirely prepared for this, at all!!! He looks really awkward and flustered now because oh boy...this is a lot. Has he had a few fantasies about things like this, yes. But putting it into practice real-time is another story entirely!! ] I-I mean...it's not that I'm not flattered to-to do this it's just a surprise, I guess?

[ He doesn't know how to feel about this reward. ] You two aren't...playing some kind of prank on me, are you? [ Because when it comes to banging him that's all he assumes it is sometimes?! Even though he knows Nen's capabilities to joke are not all that great. Chipp is also a factor here too!! ]

[nugrass]

[Grin has more teeth now, and frankly it's too bad he's standing behind Nen where they can't see him to call him out for it -
But he shakes his head "no".]

I don't waste this amount of energy for that kind of a laugh. Pranks are more fun when I don't gotta do much 'n everyone gets a good giggle out of it... y'know?

[Like pressing a hidden button that shoots someone into the hidden network of lava pits and buzzsaws under your lair, that kind of thing. Good laughs all around.
Why are they including Chipp in all this again??]

Go ahead 'n tell'im whatcha cooked up, Nenett. Or don't - I dunno how much of it you wanna keep a surprise.

[essenceborn]

It's not a joke. We're going to do sex with you. Lots of it.

[ This is said with a straight face and perfect sincerity Chipp do not build a trap-door dungeon under your shed pls Of course, Nen knows now that gifts are best when given with the other person's feelings in mind, so Shigeru's input is also needed, but. Given how the last few times Nen conquered him and the aforementioned "hate to see you go, love to watch you leave" moment and the odd telepathic slip-up, Nenonen is fairly certain they have read this right.

Shigeru's already casting his finest high-level magic, after all. ]

Please?

[mysophobic]

[ CHIPP?? That screen is worrisome because Shigeru can see it and he just looks too damn flustered to really reply for a second. Oh my god?! This is not what he had in mind for a 'present' because Chipp and Nen together?! And now him?! Will he survive this, he does not know, but he will just sigh as his shoulders sag a bit. Nen is hard to deny when he does look so excited and eager for things. The 'please' just makes it even more difficult to say no to.

Shigeru looks away from them both, his face totally hot and red right up to his ears. ] O-Okay. I-I guess. I guess it'll be okay. We can stop...right? If-if it gets to be...too much?

[ Listen doing this with Nen is completely different than with Chipp who he's never had any sort of sexual encounters with!! He's a bit awkward and nervous and sort of excited but he's so damn awkward he doesn't want to ruin the mood either. So just a deep breath and an exhale to follow. Be cool Shigeru. This is fine. This is totally fine!! Having a threesome with your housemates, is totally cool, nothing out of the ordinary here. ]

[nugrass]

[- And just like that the teeth are gone, replaced with the usual big ol' eye with a blink or two as Chipp gives Shigeru a nod.]

'Course. Unlike this li'l monster [- a hand on Nen's head, complete with ruffling -] I don't usually like to go past limits 'til I get a big ol' green light. Even if I know my partner's gonna like it.
Can't make promises for them, though, I ain't they keeper.

[So he's safe from The Weapon, but not from The Nenonen.]

[essenceborn]

[ Oh, heck yes ruffling--please allow Nen to soak in the attention happily, preening under his large hand. There is nothing subtle about the way they lean into it. ]

...I do not know what you mean by "too much," but I will do my best to satisfy you until you cry.

[ That's reassuring, right???? ]

[mysophobic]

Please don't say that so casually in front of Chipp!! [ NEN!!! Oh my god?! He's already embarrassed enough that he just zips on up the stairs now as he covers his face with gloved hands for a second or two. ]

Anyway! If-If we're going to really do this together...I want you both to enjoy it too. Um, so! So I-I'll let you know.

[ If he just gets overwhelmed is what he means. He will say as he looks back at them both before hurrying up the stairs again. So embarrassing!! ] It shouldn't just be...me and Nen. You-you're a part of this too, Chipp.

[ So, Shigeru wants to make it clear that no one is going to be left out of this. He is going to do his best too! This is new territory for him so, like, it'll be breaking new ground at least? ]

[nugrass]

After the way Nenett's been clingin' onto my cock like a lifeline since I got home, I don't think they'd let it be just you'n them... pretty sure they're hopin' to watch a li'l, anyhow!

[Said as his hands go in his pockets, doofy grin on his screen... and a gentle bump to Nen's shoulder, to kind of signify that they ought to follow along behind Shigeru.]

Don't you worry none. I'll enjoy whatever happens - only had one other threesome before, and I know this ain't gonna be aaaanything like that last time, so...
New experiences all 'round. It'll be fun!

[essenceborn]

[ Cute. Nen wants to shove his face into a mattress. ]

You've done three-sums before? Wow.

[ Colour them impressed?? But also more keen than ever to learn from his experience as they hurry (a.k.a. walk at a normal pace) to the top of the stairs to join the poor flustered mess of a man at the top. And usher him towards him bedroom huhu ]

Do you want us to sanitize our hands or anything before we start? I brought extra!

[mysophobic]

[ This is really such a bizarre conversation that Shigeru is just half expecting himself to wake up from his dreamlike state to find out this isn't real and go about his day again. What the heck is even happening!! Chipp is not helping by saying things like that!! ] Ah. W-Well if-if you could...I would appreciate it. I-I guess it would help.

[ Will it really matter in a little bit? No. But, like, he has low-key anxiety right now so any little bit helps. He murmurs into both of their heads as he still tries to process what is going on and what is about to go on. He'll walk into his bedroom and pause as he begins to fiddle with his shirt. Another breath is taken as he looks back at Nen and Chipp. How does one initiate this sort of thing, huh?? He's too awkward for this kind of thing!! ]

I-I guess just...make yourselves comfortable? [ Nailed it! Good job Shigeru. ]

[nugrass]

... Thought that was what the bath was for... But -
Awright, bébé - [he sticks his arms out in Nenonen's direction] - sanitize me, all medical-grade-like.

[Look. He knows how to do it himself but a. this is more fun, and b. it's probably gonna be more reassuring to have someone who knows what they're doing make sure he's as clean as possible, here.
He'd like to be a nice addition to the whole shebang, not anything worrying, so...]

[essenceborn]

Okay.

[ If by "make yourselves comfortable" Shigeru means "start stripping off all your clothes", then Nen's got that in spades. They yank the belt out of their waistband and bam, skirt drops just like that, revealing a pair of flower-print panties. ]

Off with your pants!

[ That's for everyone!! Nen's already halfway through tugging their shirt up and over their head when they remember the hand sanitizer was in their pocket, so once that shirt's off they're just going to crouch down and rummage through the pockets to find it.

It's #VerySexyStuff ]

Hold out your hand, Chipp. I will destroy all your microorganisms.

[ With gusto, because hot damn. Speaking Nen's love language right there much???? ]

[mysophobic]

[ This sure is something to experience and watch. Shigeru looks amused as he starts to unbutton his own shirt his gloved hands fumbling every once in a while but he is doing his best. Focusing on these two instead of his crippling self-doubts on whether or not this is a good idea seems to be a better idea since they're actually pretty hysterical to watch. He'll finally get his shirt off and this time he is not going to fold it, okay!! He'll just drape it over his chair as he takes off his undershirt a few seconds later. ]

I can see why you two like each other so much. [ He can't help but huff out a 'laugh'. Quirky and they complement each other so well. It's really something. Shigeru is going to do his best not to mess anything up, but that's just his anxiety talking, he knows this!! ] You're both really cute.

[ Sometimes what he thinks just gets broadcasted accidentally? That is...one of those things, ahfhaw!! ]

[nugrass]

[Oh, right - clothes. Unlike Nenonen, Chipp's also only going to take off his top, the kind of guy who reaches behind himself and claws it up his back so he can pull it off over his head.
And unlike Shigeru, it's not being cared about at all. Just being tossed somewhere to the side. You know how it is.

And then: arms out in Nenonen's direction! Hands outstretched and everything! He is ready for his microorganism destruction!!

... Until Shigeru's little mental slip up happens, getting Chipp to look over at him with a blink.
His screen goes pink, and he huffs... but he doesn't seem too miffed about it.]

You mean Nenett is cute. I'm just good at accentuatin' that cuteness.

[essenceborn]

[ What a good beau♥ Nen is quick to put a generous amount of sanitizer on their hands before making sure they get Chipp's squeaky clean; it has the added benefit of cleaning their own at the same time, but Nen gives themself just a bit more to make sure they're clean up to their elbows. Just for Shigeru♥

--Who they can't help but preen at upon hearing that. ]

No, Shigeru is right. You are also cute, Chipp.

[ Shigeru gets it!! Nen's been trying to work on understanding cute versus handsome, cool, pretty--all that. And so far, the biggest "I want to squish this" feelings they've had have been around Chipp; they have mushed his face with their hands on more than one occasion. He must be cute.

But also: ]

You are cute too, Shigeru. Especially without pants.

[ That's not a hint or anything, that's just a Fact^TM ]