That is wonderful Chipp. I hope you make the best robot to blow up.
Okay. I have four husbands, two wives, no no spouses. But Kenta called me "big spouse" and I liked that very much. I think Kagami would make a good husband, but he is also a good pet. I have not decided yet.
ur all good!! chipp just wants a General Idea:tm: anyway
well hot damn you've been busy since learning what these words even mean! makes me wonder if i oughtta teach you about more of this stuff a little more in depth. maybe not right now though i gotta brush up on a lotta this shit myself.
[The Hog has tried her very best to teach him all that she knows re: the LGBTQ+ sphere, considering he's a wild gay man that lived his life detached from society on the run, and she even managed to get some of it to stick in that head of his!! Some of it!!!]
[ Hog truly is doing the lord's work on this swamp creechur of a boi. Bless her ]
I have been reading more about husbands and wives because Saya and Oyrou did not want to be husbands. I want to call them something that will make them happy. That is why you are the only beau. When you have brushed all the books please teach me more.
i'm gonna be honest with you hun at this point i'd be happy to be your husband too. only reason i haven't said that yet is cause being a husband means something REAL different to me than it does to, say oryou it's one of those things yknow where you pick out one real special person just one and say to the world "hey this is the best person i know out of everyone and everything and i'm keeping them forever"
i don't wanna do anything that keeps you from being you. so instead i'm still your beau :)
this is probably something i should have said in person instead of over the internet but oops too late now
[ CHIPP?????? Nen is gripping their phone so hard right now????? ]
Yes. That is something you should say in person.
[ Calling him a beau started from him saying he wouldn't make a great husband, telling them they they didn't quite understand what a husband was to him--so they've been patient. Happy to have a beau! Happy where thing were because this was already more than they could want......
...and here Chipp goes saying he'd be their husband while not here so they can flatten their face against him and give him the biggest hug ever. Rude, tbh. ]
[... Oh. Yeah, he probably should have come home earlier, anyway - What's he even doing right now? Who knows. Probably just at his shop, tearing something apart. The usual.]
alright, sure i can do that. you sit tight i'll be home in a couple minutes.
been in the shop all day though i'm gonna smell terrible just warning you now :)
[Welllll, hopefully they're okay with waiting! Because he'll be taking a little more than just a couple minutes. The reason why's obvious just as he walks up the front path - He bought a little bouquet on the way back home, all done up in purple. Seeing Nen waiting at the doorstep, he waves with his free hand and a big, stupid grin on his screen.
Not gonna bother saying anything in greeting - he feels just this is enough, especially since he can just sense a hug coming from a mile away.]
[ It will in fact be The Most Powerful hug Nen has ever given him, by which I mean when they see him? And that bouquet of flowers? Their eyes go round (Nen!shock). They push themself up, jog right over (Nen!running) and throw their arms around his chest (Nen!tackling), and plant their chin right on his chest so they can look up at him with The Biggest eyes (Nen!love!!!!). ]
[Chipp lets out a little "oof" that's more theatrical than sincere when they thud against his chest, and he's quick to wrap his arms around them in turn - though, obviously holding the bouquet up and away so he doesn't get it in their hair or anything.]
Hiya. Didn't take too long, right?
[Here, give him a moment - He's gonna follow that by lifting his helmet (magically), just so he can plant a little peck on their forehead.]
[ Nen's eyes blink shut for the kiss, but when they open again? Nen looks even more besotted than before. They'll push themself up onto their tippy-toes just to give his chin a smooch back. ]
Mm, I got impatient.
[ a.k.a Nen wanted him back sooner, but boy oh boy are they not complaining now. ]
'Course I did! Frankly, I oughtta getcha flowers more often. I don't get'em for you near enough.
[Here, he pulls back purely so he can offer the bouquet to them properly. It's small, just a bundle of lavender, lilacs, and violets tied together with a little purple bow.]
Gotta admit, I just asked'em for somethin' in purple, but I thought these looked cute enough for ya. I may not know shit about flowers, but I like to think I know you well enough.
Purple was an excellent colour for flowers. They are beautiful.
[ The bouquet even smells nice thansk to the addition of lavender. Nen hasn't taken a whiff of it yet, but already they can smell it. Also, they're going to stay on their tip-toes to give him another smooch. ]
Naw, naw, don't start movin' too fast, here - I said I would be your husband... if it wouldn't holdja back. "Husband"'s different for me. Remember?
[... That smooch is still getting mirrored with one to their hair, though. And then he's just gonna peel back all the way, purely so he can get that bouquet in their hands... and then wrap his own around theirs, too. Just because he can. And they deserve their bouquet.]
The way I know it, only one person can be your husband. 'S how it works for folks like me. I don't wanna make you do that, y'know?
I know. But I am very happy to hear that from you. You were the first person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, Chipp.
[ The fact that he carries that sentiment alone is enough to bring a happy greyish flush to their cheeks--something that doesn't happen often. Nen exhales in a happy huff. ]
I wanted to hear you say you would be a husband for a long time.
[Even now, Chipp's not very good at smiling - he smiles almost all the time thanks to Nenonen, but it's still just a little tug at the sides of his mouth and not much more than that. But still. The best he's got spreads on his face hearing that, something soft and warm despite his inability, and he squeezes their hands.]
Well, now you're hearin' it. Can't be a husband for you in the way I wanna be, but yeah, I'll admit it's damn time.
But I'll also admit, I do kinda like bein' your beau, too. Makes me feel special. Got tons of folks you'd call a "husband", but only I get to be your beau.
[ Because it's special. Just for him. The very first name they ever gave to someone. They can't imagine anyone else in the position of beau, because that's...well, Chipp. ]
You matter more than this world to me, Chipp.
[ And considering this world is the first place they ever tasted freedom? That's BigTM for Nen. ]
[Without even needing to think about it, Chipp steps forward and leans in so he can press his forehead against Nenonen's. He understands how big that is. And in turn, it makes him feel something pretty big, too.]
... Y'know? I ain't made any new music since showin' up here. Just ain't feel inspired to make feel. No drive to do it, no reason to. Just always hummin' the stuff I already know, instead.
But you? Bein' with you? That makes me wanna try again.
[ Forehead presses...! Nen loves when he does this. They happen to think his eyes are unique and appealing compared to most peoples' (because they're unlike most peoples'), and getting this close means that they can gaze into them.
un: spinjockey; i need a nen thread but cant brain smut rn oops
you busy?
can i ask you some questions?
IT'S DA BEAU
[ that's right, exclamation marks from Nen in a text message. THAT'S HOW PLEASED THEY ARE TO GET HIS MESSAGE ]
Of course you may ask me questions. I will do my best to answer.
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it's an easy question.
but i got to talking about oryou
and we got on the topic of you
and all your husbands
and it made me wonder
just how many you even got?
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[ Nen Likes This ]
That is good. If she is there, please tell her I say hello.
Do you only want to know the number of husbands, or should I include wives too?
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we decided we're friends now
gonna teach her how to make robots
and blow up junk cars n shit
as for the number
sure
why the hell not?
toss spouses in there too.
you just say "husbands" all the time
so that's the word i'm used to
IM GOMEN if i miscounted/forgot any of the husbands....weeps...
Okay.
I have four husbands, two wives, no no spouses. But Kenta called me "big spouse" and I liked that very much.
I think Kagami would make a good husband, but he is also a good pet. I have not decided yet.
ur all good!! chipp just wants a General Idea:tm: anyway
you've been busy since learning what these words even mean!
makes me wonder if i oughtta teach you about more of this stuff
a little more in depth.
maybe not right now though
i gotta brush up on a lotta this shit myself.
[The Hog has tried her very best to teach him all that she knows re: the LGBTQ+ sphere, considering he's a wild gay man that lived his life detached from society on the run, and she even managed to get some of it to stick in that head of his!!
Some of it!!!]
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I have been reading more about husbands and wives because Saya and Oyrou did not want to be husbands. I want to call them something that will make them happy.
That is why you are the only beau.
When you have brushed all the books please teach me more.
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at this point
i'd be happy to be your husband too.
only reason i haven't said that yet
is cause being a husband means something REAL different to me
than it does to, say
oryou
it's one of those things yknow
where you pick out one real special person
just one
and say to the world "hey
this is the best person i know
out of everyone and everything
and i'm keeping them forever"
i don't wanna do anything
that keeps you from being you.
so instead
i'm still your beau :)
this is probably something i should have said in person
instead of over the internet
but oops too late now
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Yes.
That is something you should say in person.
[ Calling him a beau started from him saying he wouldn't make a great husband, telling them they they didn't quite understand what a husband was to him--so they've been patient. Happy to have a beau! Happy where thing were because this was already more than they could want......
...and here Chipp goes saying he'd be their husband while not here so they can flatten their face against him and give him the biggest hug ever. Rude, tbh. ]
Please come home now. I need to kiss you lots.
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What's he even doing right now? Who knows.
Probably just at his shop, tearing something apart. The usual.]
alright, sure
i can do that.
you sit tight
i'll be home in a couple minutes.
been in the shop all day though
i'm gonna smell terrible
just warning you now :)
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Nen loves him so much??? Even when he is gross like this. All they can do is let their chest throb with overflowing affection. ]
That is okay. My love is stronger than your smell.
[ But you better believe they'll be waiting on the doorstep of softehouse for him to get back. Too excited to wait inside!! ]
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The reason why's obvious just as he walks up the front path -
He bought a little bouquet on the way back home, all done up in purple. Seeing Nen waiting at the doorstep, he waves with his free hand and a big, stupid grin on his screen.
Not gonna bother saying anything in greeting - he feels just this is enough, especially since he can just sense a hug coming from a mile away.]
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Chipp...!
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Hiya. Didn't take too long, right?
[Here, give him a moment -
He's gonna follow that by lifting his helmet (magically), just so he can plant a little peck on their forehead.]
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Mm, I got impatient.
[ a.k.a Nen wanted him back sooner, but boy oh boy are they not complaining now. ]
You got me flowers... Thank you, Chipp!
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I don't get'em for you near enough.
[Here, he pulls back purely so he can offer the bouquet to them properly.
It's small, just a bundle of lavender, lilacs, and violets tied together with a little purple bow.]
Gotta admit, I just asked'em for somethin' in purple, but I thought these looked cute enough for ya.
I may not know shit about flowers, but I like to think I know you well enough.
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[ The bouquet even smells nice thansk to the addition of lavender. Nen hasn't taken a whiff of it yet, but already they can smell it. Also, they're going to stay on their tip-toes to give him another smooch. ]
You said you'd be my husband.
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I said I would be your husband... if it wouldn't holdja back.
"Husband"'s different for me. Remember?
[... That smooch is still getting mirrored with one to their hair, though.
And then he's just gonna peel back all the way, purely so he can get that bouquet in their hands... and then wrap his own around theirs, too.
Just because he can. And they deserve their bouquet.]
The way I know it, only one person can be your husband. 'S how it works for folks like me.
I don't wanna make you do that, y'know?
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[ The fact that he carries that sentiment alone is enough to bring a happy greyish flush to their cheeks--something that doesn't happen often. Nen exhales in a happy huff. ]
I wanted to hear you say you would be a husband for a long time.
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But still. The best he's got spreads on his face hearing that, something soft and warm despite his inability, and he squeezes their hands.]
Well, now you're hearin' it. Can't be a husband for you in the way I wanna be, but yeah, I'll admit it's damn time.
But I'll also admit, I do kinda like bein' your beau, too. Makes me feel special.
Got tons of folks you'd call a "husband", but only I get to be your beau.
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[ Because it's special. Just for him. The very first name they ever gave to someone. They can't imagine anyone else in the position of beau, because that's...well, Chipp. ]
You matter more than this world to me, Chipp.
[ And considering this world is the first place they ever tasted freedom? That's BigTM for Nen. ]
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He understands how big that is. And in turn, it makes him feel something pretty big, too.]
... Y'know? I ain't made any new music since showin' up here. Just ain't feel inspired to make feel.
No drive to do it, no reason to. Just always hummin' the stuff I already know, instead.
But you? Bein' with you?
That makes me wanna try again.
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And, you know. Bump their nose against his. ]
Gameboy music?